Tuesday, November 5, 2013
No Vacancy
We don't live in a holler... We live in a brick, well sealed (or so I thought!) home that backs up to a lovely wooded lot. Any creature of the wild would be happy to live out back. Trees, nuts, berries......
But if you, arrogant squirrel, think you're better than your brethren and that "movin' on up" means taking up residence in our attic, you're wrong! Just because we shared a kernel of corn with you during the past year doesn't mean we want to house you and your family now!
And those dance parties you're hosting have to end, too. I can appreciate the fact that you can't sleep - I share the same malady - but I don't twerk all over the house at four o'clock in the morning, with total disregard for those who CAN sleep!
Yep, you and your kin may think you're living the high life now but that's about to end. You probably think you're entitled to enjoy the warmth of our home. Others of your kind have had the same thought and have met with a tragic end.
I'm not usually so inhospitable but this is our home and you have the entire outdoors! So save yourself and get out now! And spread the word! The Wright Place can get wild sometime but we don't need your kind around here...indoors anyway.
I'm really starting to think, maybe, I'm a big-city kind of girl....
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